tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3259255444049198942024-02-20T02:38:08.824-08:00Wrong side of the postA light hearted, tongue in cheek look at the beautiful gameOllie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-325925544404919894.post-87397709680878747872012-09-11T03:54:00.002-07:002022-11-16T03:03:14.334-08:005 FOOTBALL FATTIES<b>When we think of fat people we don't associate them with sport and exercise and especially not with Premier League football, but the top level of English football has seen a fair few fatties come and go over the years. Here are five.</b><br />
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<b><u>Jan Molby</u></b><br />
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<b><u>Neville Southall</u></b><br />
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Welsh international keeper and salad dodger Southall enjoyed a successful career, spanning over two decades. He is remembered mostly for his time at Everton where he became one of the best keepers in the world. The secret to Southall's success was simple, the bigger you get, the less that will get past you Southall vowed to be the first keeper to fill the whole goal with his weight and never concede again, this though was to have an adverse effect on his health and he was advised not to get too big by doctors. Such was his determination to keep a clean sheet, Southall would go ballistic if he conceded a goal and after the game would deal with his anger by eating. It got that bad that staff at Everton would have to make sure a take-away from the local Indian or Chinese would be waiting in the dressing room after matches just in case. Southall retired from the game in 2002 and has recently set up his own website where he charges people £99 for a one-hour phone conversation. Here he offers advice, such as the best curry houses across the country, where you must order prawn crackers and which places give you them free and how many beers you should have had before avoiding chilli sauce on your kebab.<br />
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<b><u>Micky Quinn</u></b><br />
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Liverpool-born porker Quinn was a centre forward and played for clubs such as Portsmouth, Newcastle and Coventry during the eighties and nineties. Quinn was a deadly finisher and could put away a meat pie within seconds of receiving it, his goalscoring ability wasn't bad either. It is believed that Quinn's love for pies was to help him score more goals as instead of receiving a cash bonus, Quinn was given a pie for each goal he scored, a particular highlight was his debut for Newcastle in 1989 where he scored four goals, while others would be happy with the match ball, Quinn immersed himself in pastry heaven after the game. During his 3 years at Newcastle, Quinn wolfed down 59 pies in 115 appearances, he then went on to play for Coventry where he bagged an impressive 10 pies in his first 6 games. Overall Quinn ate 237 pies in his footballing career.<br />
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<b><u>Thomas Brolin</u></b><br />
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Big Swedish bloater Brolin, was regarded as a very good footballer in his early years playing for a good Parma team in Italy which included Gianfranco Zola and helping Sweden to a third-place finish in world cup 94'. But after his departure from Parma in 1995, Brolin piled on the pounds and although he signed for Leeds United in the same year it was fair to say his best years were behind him. During his spell at Leeds Brolin became lazy and during his time off would sit at home and eat chocolate, it wasn't long before Brolin began to resemble a pub team player, turning up just before kick-off stinking of booze and kebabs, putting on a shirt that barely fitted him and kept his running to a minimum. After controversial run-ins with the manager and the club, Brolin eventually left Leeds in 1997, making just 20 appearances. Crystal Palace signed the Swede a year later in the hope that he could revive his best years, but it was too late the belly had well and truly got Brolin. He managed just 13 appearances for the Eagles and at just 29 years old, he retired the same year to take up being fat full-time.<br />
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<b><u>Frank Lampard</u></b><br />
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Without a doubt, the fattest bastard of them all is Frank Lampard. Fat Frank as he's known on the terraces is so big it's a wonder he even gets out of bed in the morning let alone plays football. If there was a weight restriction in the Premier League Frank would surely be out of a job. The fact he has played for Chelsea 377 times, scoring 128 goals, winning 3 Premier League titles, 4 FA cups, 2 League cups, 2 Community shields, a Champions League winners medal and got 92 caps for his country, scoring 25 goals is nothing short of a miracle.<br />
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<br />Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-325925544404919894.post-57393764755401277212012-08-06T11:29:00.000-07:002016-05-26T09:03:34.097-07:00FOOTBALL ROLE MODELS PART ONE...... JOEY BARTON<br />
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Barton started his senior football career in 2002 with <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placename w:st="on">Manchester</st1:placename> <st1:placetype w:st="on">City</st1:placetype></st1:place>
where he spent a delightful five years, before signing for Newcastle United in
July 2007. Barton spent four years with the Geordie outfit, quietly going about
his business before moving to <st1:city w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">London</st1:place></st1:city>
to join Queens Park Rangers in 2011.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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true professional in every sense of the word, Barton is often well known for
his angelic behaviour on and off the field.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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made cup of tea, just cooling the heat down gently, when others around him are
boiling over.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: "Book Antiqua"; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Good
Samaritan Barton is not just a friend within football but also outside fast
food joints, where he can often be seen breaking up unnecessary fights when any
security provided by nightclub doormen is long gone. 33 year old Barton has
also spent some time in prison where he helps offenders overcome their
difficulties and give them hope for the future and in 2008 he kindly agreed to
work unpaid for 200 hours, in a bid perhaps, to suggest that not all
footballers are overpaid wankers.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<st1:place w:st="on">Liverpool</st1:place> born midfielder is great with
youngsters from all walks of life. In December 2004, at City’s Christmas bash,
Barton caught one of the youth team players smoking a cigar and explained to
him politely that smoking was bad for the players health and that it would ruin
his aspiring football career.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Barton’s
way to get this message across was to stub the cigar out in his eye, choosing
this technique over the other popular method of making him smoke a whole packet
until he feels sick. The kid was thankful for Barton’s intervention, even
though his career was to slowly diminish after that.</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span style="font-family: "book antiqua"; line-height: 115%;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
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following summer earned the city man more plaudits, this time away on a
pre-season tour of <st1:country -region="-region" w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Thailand</st1:place></st1:country>,
when a 15 year old Everton fan was being overly boisterous. Barton took it in
to his own hands (literally) to explain he was not too old for a good beating
up, which I’m sure the boy took on board.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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say there is no such thing as a friendly in football and Joey Barton can vouch
for that. In a pre-season friendly at Doncaster in 2004 Barton thought he’d
make the game a little more competitive and decided to spark a brawl by hacking
at an opposition player; just a good natured thing to do to make the game that
little bit more interesting, not just for the players, but spectators too.</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></span></div>
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field that Joey’s good to have around. In the dressing room and training ground
he’s always laughing and joking with the lads and organising a prank or two. On
one funny occasion at City he decided to sneak up slowly on French team mate
Ousmane Dabo and assault him, punching him several times in the face resulting
in Dabo suffering a detached retina, much to the amusement of players and staff
looking on. Determined to get his own back on his prankster colleague, Dabo
decided to land the Scouser in court suing him for assault. I suppose you could
say just your everyday training ground tom foolery.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: "Book Antiqua"; mso-fareast-font-family: Batang;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Barton’s
performances on the pitch have always earned him many plaudits, the vision and
finesse of his passing being the central focus, but Barton can certainly put in
a good tackle as well, often holding his own against the toughest tackling
midfielders. If Barton does miss time a tackle and commit a foul he’s quick to
hold his hands up and take his punishment, often checking to see if the player
lying on the ground is ok.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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his spare time Barton, unlike many professional footballers prefers to stay out
of the limelight and keep a low profile. Barton is a person who likes to keep
his thoughts and opinions to himself, only going on twitter three times a day
and running a small website called <a href="http://www.joeybarton.com/">www.joeybarton.com</a>.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: "book antiqua"; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; line-height: 115%;">Having only picked up
a mere 6 red cards and 84 yellow in his career, most of which were due to the
referees’ incompetence, Barton can only be described as great ambassador for
the game. He has become a huge role model for youngsters looking to become proffessional footballers and as Barton would no doubt say if there is a ball to be won, take the player instead.</span></div>
Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-325925544404919894.post-24424871478134115552012-06-30T09:10:00.000-07:002016-05-26T08:56:13.571-07:00BBC TO INTRODUCE TUMBLE WEED CLIP AFTER MARK LAWRENSON'S BAD JOKES<br />
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Mark Lawrenson joke by introducing a 5 second clip of Tumble Weed blowing in
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">This new idea from the BBC will launch in the new season on Match
Of The Day and has come off the back of complaints from viewers and
working colleagues of Lawrenson. They claim to feel embarrassed for
the ex Liverpool defender and have asked for something to be introduced for
the awkward pause after these truly appalling jokes. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">A spokesman for BBC Sport said they would rather do this than have
to tell Lawrenson to stop trying to be funny. "It's difficult to speak to
Lawro about this, as he genuinely thinks he's being funny, but he must think
people are laughing at home, because his colleagues certainly aren't".<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Guy Mowbray who has been commentating alongside Lawrenson for sometime, thinks the introduction of tumbleweed is a good idea as he is finding it increasingly difficult to fake laugh. "I just can't lie to him any more", said a frustrated Mowbray. "Just the other day we were commentating on a game and I referred to a player having something up his sleeve and Lawro replied by saying "<i>yeah probably his shirt", </i>I couldn't even fake laugh that one, so it just felt silent, I felt really embarrassed for him as it was just awful. I mean he's a great pundit, but he should leave the jokes to the comedians".</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">This is the first of many new changes coming to Match Of The Day in August, others could possibly include Alan Shearer and Danny Murphy sporting a wig, Gary Lineker having his ears pinned back and Martin Keown's face being censored.</span></div>
Ollie Thttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08462997782526897971noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-325925544404919894.post-22571927817118079252012-06-06T08:22:00.000-07:002016-05-26T09:07:45.568-07:00EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP HEROES- WHERE ARE THEY NOW?<b><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">With Euro 2016 just around the corner a new hero is waiting to be born. Not literally as it wouldn't be possible for a new born baby to play football with grown men, firstly it's too dangerous and secondly he'd be crap. Here is a look at some heroes from years gone by and what has become of them.</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">Frenchman Platini was the hero of the 1984 European Championships as he captained his side to glory, scoring an incredible 9 times. Platini enjoyed playing the beautiful game, but his real love and passion was for self contained underwater breathing apparatus, Scuba for short. When his Football career was over Platini began to take up Scuba diving full-time and became very good at that as well, acquiring medals for biggest dive and most fish collected. As Platini got older his diving became less frequent, but he is still very much involved in Scuba and is President of 'Simulation' the Scuba diving club in La Londe, South of France.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;">The Dutch maestro was once hailed the best in the world, at playing football. In Euro 1988 he helped his Holland side to the Championship title with 5 goals, one of those a sublime volley from a ridiculous angle in the final against the Soviet Union. This goal became famous,with youngsters trying to replicate the finish down local parks all across the world. After his career was over Van Basten cashed in on his wonder strike. He released a DVD entitled 'That Goal' which included it being shown from every camera angle, plus interviews with Van Basten, and other famous players about the goal. T-shirts, mugs, pencil cases, even a board game was made in honour of the goal. Nowadays Van Basten runs a Soccer school, teaching kids how to score a sublime volley from a ridiculous angle against the Soviet Union. Unfortunately, this hasn't been a success due to the Soviet Union no longer existing.</span><br />
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<span style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><b><u>John Jensen</u></b></span><br />
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<b><span style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><u>Oliver Bierhoff</u></span></b><br />
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<b><span style="color: red; font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif;"><u>Angelos Charisteas</u></span></b><br />
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